snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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(via believe-in-johnlock)

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

(via astudyinpastel)

batfamilia:

kimiwatanabe:

when im famous im going to make a fanblog for myself and take all of these pictures that i’ll make graphics and edits from and everyone will be like “omg where are you getting these pictures????” and i’ll just say google.

(Source: hawluchas, via benedictscumbercookie)

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(via radicalravenclaw)

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond, via hallucifer)

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

(via your-sloppy-seconds)

vuov:

but ur so woah and im so oh

(Source: vein, via son-of-an-assbutt)

    BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
    Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
    BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
    Grandma: What?
    BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
    Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.