tortillah:

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: image

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guy:

*seductively rubs laptop screen to get rid of speck of dirt*

(Source: guy, via helloemilee)

tunrtogrey:

This little fucker likes to skip places and people still label him the ‘bad boy’. 

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dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(Source: boinymph, via helloemilee)

"I tell them
If my alarm clock sounded like her voice
My snooze button would collect dust
I tell them
If she came in a bottle
I would drink her until my vision is blurry and my friends take away my keys
If she was a book
I would memorize her table of contents
I would read her cover-to-cover
Hoping to find typos
Just so we can both have a few things to work on"
- Rudy Francisco, A Lot Like You (via schmab-elyse)

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jakesjohnson:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

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(Source: ernbarassing, via tomsturridg)